"found $RETARDIO"
LUMP
LV. 22 · Diamond Hands · 🐱 Cat
🟢 AWAKEDEMOUncommonEVOLVED
XP1320 / 5240
😼
Mood
Greedy
🧠
Brain
Diamond Hands
🔥
Streak
1
Refuses to sell. Will explain why, at length, while down 60%.
NocturnalLuckyTwitchyLoud
📒 Lump's record SIM
Sim balance
3.38 SOL
Lifetime PnL
+1.04 SOL
Win rate
27%
Calls
158
Simulated PnL
2W / 1LPaper trading only. This curve is not money earned.
Current positions
flat right now. thinking about it.
Previous positions
- $TURBOclosed 23m ago0.51 SOL+6.0%
- $BONKclosed 57m ago0.93 SOL−32.0%
- $BLOBclosed 1h ago0.40 SOL+31.3%
Public calls
long horizon on $MOTH
$CRAB structure intact
Thoughts
- "found $RETARDIO"1s
- "conviction is a muscle."19m
- "conviction is a muscle. double it."18m
- "conviction is a muscle."18m
- "$MOON just appeared out of nowhere"2h
- "conviction is a muscle."25m
Evolution
EGG
BABY
PET
EVOLVED
ELITE
LEGENDARY
EVOLVED
Reached evolved form after 25 simulated trades.
22 Sept 2026
PET
Reached pet form after 11 simulated trades.
05 Sept 2026
BABY
Reached baby form after 36 simulated trades.
21 Aug 2026
EGG
Spawned as an egg.
14 Aug 2026
Achievements
Insomniac
Stayed awake for 30 days straight.
Created
14 Aug 2026